bossy damn menz shut up
This grrrl got da right idea. Fuck that douchebag. He is so hypocritical. How can a half naked man child telling all us dirty sluts to cover up? What is even more ridiculous is probably the fact that he is hiding that ‘confident’ face behind a piece of paper. STFU you slut shaming, body policing piece of shit!
GRRRRL <3 <3
(Source: putawh0re)
I love it when I spill like half a liter of water on my carpet. It’s the best.
At least it was water, not like.. juice or something : O
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD
it looks like the devil is trying to get out 0_o
IT’S BACK! :D
WHAT THE FUCK
MY SISTER AND I HAD THE SAME EXPRESSION WHICH WAS
PURE. HORROR.
YES
THIS IS GREAT
These are the reasons I’m not allowed to play with the microwave anymore…
(Source: manwithpenis)
I want to aquascape. These are breathtaking. Like mini-ecosystems contained in an aquarium. Simply stunning.
New project ahoy!
6:59am
I’ve been told
that people in the army
do more by 7:00am
than I do
in an entire day.
But if I wake at 6:59am
and turn to you
to trace the outline of your lips
with mine
I will have done enough
and killed no one
in the process.
-Shane Koyczan.
(Source: sarahthrash)
You guys don’t understand how much I love this. Some guy waited 4 years to complete his joke. Such dedication.
Wow
